Hype Vortex Spotted Over NYC (Headline) - This morning, New York closed off the area around Rockefeller Center to all traffic after the formation of a vortex of flashy colors and hyperbole.

Marvel Print Shop (Sponsor) - Learn about the Marvel Print Shop and find out how you can take control of printing your own Marvel comics.

Where's the Ink? (Anti-fanboy Brigade) - The anti-fanboys find almost everything they're looking for at the Super Mega Comic Convention.

Letters to the Editor (Editorial) - Editor J. takes on the most daunting of editorial tasks...letters. Okay, so it's not really that daunting. Pretty fun actually.

Hollywood Breakdown #3 (Holly-watch) - Pierre the chicken sidekick, satellite radio comics, cat fetishists, and more.

Microsoft... Comic Publisher? (Headline) - An insider leaks a memo to the Comicaze Report that provides an interesting look how the software company would approach comic publishing.

Cosplay Crusader (Anti-fanboy Brigade) - The anti-fanboys enter the realm of costumes... and one of them falls prey to its sweet Siren's call.

Comic-scopes #3 (Horoscope) - Alien eyebrow ticks, a six-headed Hydra, a special joint military task force, flashbacks to some guy in a cow suit, Chun Li and more!

The Big "B" (Editorial) - The Comicaze Report's reality-deprived editor slaps on his gummy shoes as he takes a look at the Bankruptcy Bar & Grill.

North Dakota University of the Mystic Arts (Headline) - Comicaze Report investigative reporter, Harold Nelson Weird, has seen his fair share of strange stories. Now, it's time for him to unlock the mysteries behind one university's special doctoral program that's all the rage among the comic book spellcasters looking to add the title, "Doctor" to their name.

Reader Beware! (Anti-fanboy Brigade) - The anti-fanboys come across a professional writer who's...reading scripts? At a convention? Madness!

Fantastic Four-cast (Holly-watch) - The Comicaze Report's new Holly-watch correspondent, "Crazy Eye" Scriggins gives us some down home, middle of nowhere thoughts on the Fantastic Four trailer.

CGC Formed by Time Travelers (Headline) - The previously unknown, secret founders of the Comics Guaranty, LLC (CGC) stepped forward on Friday to announce that they are really warriors from the future sent back in time to prepare the world for a coming alien invasion.

Horoscopes #2 (Horoscope) - Hominidaetis, near-fatal identity theft, "Undies-Vision", and Sue-B-Gone brand law firms...

Dark Roast of Decisiveness (Anti-fanboy Brigade) - The anti-fanboys deal with convention lines, sweat, and coffee.

Holly-watch #2 (Holly-watch) - Hawaiian indecency, Superman street cred, movie crossover events, and more.

Wizard World Alaska (Headline) - Taking inspiration from the tech industry, Wizard Entertainment joins forces with Geek Cruises, Inc. (www.geekcruises.com) to create a new twist on comic and pop culture conventions--the convention cruise.

Magical Writing Gnomes End Strike (Headline) - Brian Michael Bendis finalized an agreement today to end the strike of his magical writing gnomes. The gnomes, source of Bendis’ prolific writing speed, walked out six weeks ago in a bid to gain better healthcare...

Horoscopes #1 (Horoscope) - Decapitated gummy bears, witness protection, freak hair dryer accidents, and a rear-numbing state of zen...

Break Into Comics in Just 14 Days! (Sponsor) - Wanna find out the secrets to breaking in the professionals are hiding? This is the book for you.

Holly-watch #1 (Holly-watch) - Bat-nipples, Cheers in tights, Billy Crystal, and more.

'The 90s' Files For Restraining Order (Headline) - With a pre-emptive move to preserve its legacy, the decade known as 'the 90s' filed for a restraining order against comic publishers on Friday.

Comic Publishers Get a Face-lift (Headline) - Not wanting to get left in the dust like they did over a decade ago, major comic publishers jumped on the heels of Image Comics to also put a "fresh young face" at the head of their own publishing divisions.